He said what?

This:

Not convinced that is fighting talk? Try rolling it around in your mouth for a bit, and then spit it out at - depending on where you sit in the food chain - an underling or a superior.  Or for that greater frisson of danger, a passing Millwall fan.
 
And if that was not bad enough, a bottle of  cava with a bit of an attitude problem:

What the Three Musketeers did next

Aramis went into the scent / beauty business and Porthos became the butt of lots of bad French jokes (1) but Athos?:

He moved to Peru to grow asparagus. 

Incidentally, while they are termed musketeers, I've never seen any of them armed with anything more lethal than a sword. 

(1).  Portuguese folk are sometimes called Portos over yonder.  Google blague portugais for some less than brilliantly sophisticated humour.

Taking St Patrick's day a little too far?

This sign, or rather at least a dozen or so of them - including on the front door - was spotted by me while in a City branch of a certain coffee bar chain yesterday  And that is London city rather than Dublin, Cork or anywhere on the other side of the Irish Sea.

While the sentiments remain laudable, does this indicate that the manager is geographically confused, an over keen Hiberno-phile or just not very good at paying attention?

In the Spring a young man's fancy turns lightly to thoughts of....

...irons:

Or at least judging from this window display spotted the other day they do.