Dying ain't much of a living.

I have found that amusement can be derived from outwardly unlikely sources, including phone books, supermarkets and the index of the London A-Z - go on, see what comes after Batley Road in Enfield, I'll wait. 

Anyway, suffused with this principle, I waded through the current issue of 'Hounslow Matters', the propaganda sheet put out by the council headquartered some way to the west of sweet home W4, and found this:

  And in close up, the responsibilities of the chap who runs 'Leisure and well-being':

Yup, L&WB includes 'cemeteries and crematoria'.  Delightful.....

(The headline is adapted / stolen from 'The Outlaw Josey Wales').